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67r/t4speeder
01-07-2013, 12:19 PM
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.

One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.

His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After along period of silence she finally speaks.

"Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married, I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, handloading, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat".

Tim gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”

"Ex wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

”I wasn't “

JennFAFA
01-07-2013, 12:24 PM
HAHAHAHAHA....what a b!tch!! .....thats funny.

4264door
01-07-2013, 01:50 PM
Never in a million years would I (Tim) sell those items to keep ANY woman happy...well...maybe, it all depends, LOL.

JennFAFA
01-07-2013, 03:42 PM
^ heck wiht that!!! I would never do it!!! sheesh!

70rtvert
01-07-2013, 11:26 PM
You are our girl, Jenn!!!!!

ws27
01-08-2013, 09:27 AM
Do you know why New Yorkers are so grumpy...

The light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey!!!

ws27
03-10-2013, 04:33 PM
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street?

One was assaulted.

65rbdodge
03-11-2013, 02:02 PM
Do you know why New Yorkers are so grumpy...

The light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey!!!

HA!!rofl